Absolute tank has builder mate rip out bung tooth with pliers at the pub

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You are never going to be as tough as Dave bloody Cannon.

Cannon, from Whitley Bay, England, had a sore tooth and knew it needed to go.

But rather than heading off to the dentist to get it checked out, he called on his mate Dave Watson to handle it while they were at the local watering hole, the Phoenix Tap pub.

While certified dentists use sterilised medical-grade equipment, Watson, a builder, opted for a pair of old pliers.

A pair of effing pliers, people.

Deciding there was no reason to pause happy hour, Dave and Dave performed the quick dental procedure right there in the pub.

And Cannon didn't even bloody flinch as a piece of damn bone is ripped from his jaw.

Let's just remind ourselves that when Tom Hank's chacrater on Castaway removed a bung tooth using an ice skate, he bloody passed out.

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This guy just carries on with business, as if nothing happened.

Even as the blood pours out of his damn mouth, he's completely unfazed.

Look at that:

He just doesn't care.

Nothing can touch this man.

He's even smiling afterwards:

That right there is the smile of a madman who just saved a good $900 on a dentist bill and became the biggest legend on the internet all in one hit.

And not that we're advocating for mates with pliers replacing the dentist or anything, but have a go at this Aussie bloke grinning through a similar experience:

We think we'd opt for the proper equipment and use of anesthetic instead, but that's just us being a bunch of sooks.