Kourtney goes full Kardashian, recommends $2000 rubbish bin on new site Poosh

Just what we never wanted!

Kourtney Kardashian, the most lifestyle-obsessed K of the family, has launched her very own website, Poosh.

The apparent lovechild of Gwyneth Paltrow’s much dragged Goop and little sister Kim’s over-filtered Instagram feed, Poosh features articles and advice about health and wellness, life and style, and – relevant to our interests – home and entertaining.

It’s not that we don’t think Kourt lacks the required know-how; she has always been a fan of interior design and was beside herself when she and sis Khloe appeared on the cover of Architectural Digest in 2016.

However…

It seems the years at the billion-dollar Kardashian coalface may have warped her perspective a little.

In a post about the importance of living sustainably, Kourt recommends US$500 (AU$700) organic cotton sheets.

In another about how cool coffee table books are (that’s it, that’s the story), she links to her favourites, which range from US$45 - $500 (AU$65-700).

But the pièce de résistance is without a doubt a short post about updating your bathroom.

Kourtney says stocking your “lavatory” with “pretty soap, soft scents, and a dash of greenery” are great ways to “add an elevated feel to the space.”

Also this US$1390 (AU$1850) leather waste basket. Read: bin!

Then there are, of course, a staple any discerning bathroom lover must have: a set of five alabaster containers at the reasonable price of $3,049 (US$1882).

There is no explanation as to what you might place inside such wares. Cotton tips and cotton pads feel a little pedestrian, don't you think?

We love you, Kourt, but so far Poosh has just brought us lols.

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