Man taunts seagulls with hot chips from the safety of his car

There are some twisted minds out there, people.

Take, for example, this bloke, who was tucking into some chippies in his car while parked by the water in Gosford, NSW.

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And rather than shoveling them all into his mouth with reckless abandon like a normal person, he chucked some on his dashboard to trick the gulls into thinking they were getting a free feed.

And they fell for it. 

Repeatedly. 

We’re not sure what his background is, but we’re guessing he had a deeply traumatic experience with a seagull in the past.

Because, obviously, this guy has a score to settle with the scabby birds.

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There’s something about the evil, almost Wolf Creek-like laugh that suggests this vengeance is immensely satisfying to him.

Poor seagulls, they just don’t get it.