‘Susan is not a horsewoman’

Anthony loves to get involved in other people’s relationships. This week he was more than happy to throw his two cents in to Sean and Susan’s relationship, which perplexed the couple. 

“Mate you need to bring the horses to the beach and then everyone’s a winner,” Anthony explained, interrupting Susan and Cheryl’s conversation about why Sean wasn’t a fan of the beach.

Susan’s perplexed face said it all.

But his interfering didn’t stop there, explaining further: “Horse people are horse people and you’re a horseman and you need a horsewoman,” he said to a very baffled Sean.

Anthony told the camera exactly why Sean and Susan would never work as a couple.

“Sean’s a horseman and for anyone that knows horse people, they’re a different breed of people,” the horse race caller explained.

When asked by the producer to explain his bizarre logic to all those non-horse people in the world, Anthony couldn’t answer the question, making a few funny faces instead.

“Suz wants someone that’s going to put her as a priority, when you’re with a horse person, horses are always the priority. Relationships come second,” Anthony got out eventually.

“Sean needs a horsewoman and Suz is not a horsewoman, end of story, game over.” 

Anthony’s clearly forgotten, yet again, that they’re not in a competition. But we thank him for opening us up to the world of horse men and women.