Nervous face: Group dinner in emojis
When there's alcohol and heated tempers, you know it's a recipe for disaster.
Have a look at what the dinner would have looked like, if the couples used emojis instead of words.
Jess is getting dolled up to tell Dave how she really feels. Werk it gurl.
Bella: 'He liked it, he put a ring on it AND he put some bling on it.'
Jess is feeling herself as she arrives with her wine bottle date.
Jess: 'Yeah so I got dumped on my honeymoon.'
Bella: 'This Dave guy sounds like a real piece of work'
Dave arrives, sweating.
Jess: 'Oh great'
As Dave slides past Jess and ignores her general direction, Jess commends his cowardice.
Classy move, Dave.
Dave reckons he'll need a few more drinks to handle this situation.
Monica can't handle the cringe.
Neither can Keller, but Jess is loving it.
Dave: 'MOAR BEERS'
Keller: 'I'm not kissing in front of me Nan.'
'Someone please ask them what happened.'
'Someone. Do it. Please.'
Keller: 'Yeah, so , like, in your own words, what the hell happened?'
Dave: 'Didn't like her and lead her on a bit. We parted amicably and who wants another drink?'
Jess: 'Not quite sure it happened like that.'
'But i guess that's how you're playing it.'
Monica: 'Have you ever thought you probably should have stuck it out?'
Nicole: 'Yeah Dave, it's not all sunshine and rainbows but you signed up for four weeks, so...' Keller: 'Sick him babe'
Nicole: 'I haven't been 100 percent.' Keller: 'Wait wut?'
/Jess%20is%20loving%20the%20scalding%20Dave%20is%20taking.
Jess claps back at Dave, and tells her side of the story.
And starts to channel the patron saint of letting it rip during dinner, Clare.
Keller: 'Kinda sorry I asked tbh'
Jess is briefly distracted by baby talk.
Bella and Michael kiss and stuff.
Bella and Michael kiss some more.
Guys?
Bella: 'So when did you have sex?'
/'Can%20we%20not?%27
Bella: Sorry, when did you have sex?'
keller: It's not my place to tell.'
Bella: 'Yeah but when did you have sex?' Michael: 'Babe, chill'
'Seriously stop'
Monica: 'Butt out Bella'
Bella: 'WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHEN THEY DID THE DIRTY?'
Keller: 'I'm judging you for your sexual behaviour'
'Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
Bella: 'Seriously dude?' Michael: 'Team Bella'
Jess: 'What did I miss?'
Nicole: 'I suddenly need to be anywhere but here.'
Keller: 'You wanna go bro?'
Keller: 'KABOOM'. Mark: 'Peace and love guys.' Dave: 'Who wants another drink?'
Keller: 'Hello darkness my old friend...'
