8. After a long stint of injury, Wycliff Palu exploded into the Waratahs-Force match like a soap opera character back from the dead. If I ever launched a brand of dynamite-powered sledge-hammers, I would call them Cliffys. (Getty)
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Loosehead prop
1. Big runs, big scrums and lots of involvements. Scott Sio is making a solid argument that you don't have to be called Ben to be a great prop. (AAP)
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Hooker
2. Somehow Saia Fainga'a manages to make as many big tackles as Tatafu Polota-Nau, but gets injured a whole lot less. And with some judicious cropping, we can use the same photo as the previous one. Bonus! (AAP)
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Tighthead prop
3. It's a shame this is the only photo we got of Paddy Ryan against the Force. Apparently when you are everywhere on the field, that includes the sin bin. (Getty)
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Lock
4. If the Reds hope to take down Will Skelton next week, they'll need either a biblical slingshot, a three-headed dragon, or an axe to cut down his beanstalk. (AAP)
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Lock
5. The Reds were heroic in holding off the Brumbies in the latter stages of their clash in Canberra, and James Horwill put in a massive effort, even though he looks like he just realised he left his children at the zoo by accident. (Getty)
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Blindside flanker
6. There's nothing this reporter loves more than a lineout steal, and Dave Dennis got a beauty this week. Here's hoping his pre-Wallaby form comes back. (Getty)
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Openside flanker
7. I like to imagine the openside flankers are all eligible reality television suitors vying for Ewen McKenzie's heart, like in The Bachelor. This week, Liam Gill gets the rose. (Getty)
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Scrumhalf
9. There's been some other contenders for the title of best scrumhalf in Australia, but Will Genia had the best game this weekend. (AAP)
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Flyhalf
10. We want you to think Quade Cooper was perfect on Saturday, which is why we cropped out those atrocious shoes. (AAP)