VIDEO: Cranky snake takes on motorcyclist on country road
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Nature, it's always out to get you.
This guy was just trying to get from A to B in Lampang, in northern Thailand.
He was just an average bloke minding his own business, putting along on his motorbike.
And then out of nowhere, whammy, a bloody snake lunges at him like he is a waiter trying to take away his plate with a half-eaten schnitzel and several crunchy chips early.
This snake was ready to rumble, and it was only by pure chance that old mate on the bite didn't cop a fang to foot.
Snakes are frightening enough already – they're hateful sticks of scales which wriggle into our lives only to cause chaos.
But now it seems they don't only slither along the ground; they can jump.
Look at the that air this cracker caught:
THAT IS NOT OK.
No one is safe from our serpent enemies.
Not even gamers at Thai internet cafes...
