Grandmother scares off naked intruder by taking out her dentures

Well this has to be the most cooked intruder story we’ve heard in a while.

It comes to you from Titusville in the US state of Florida via a cracking report from Melonie Holt at WFTV.

And oh boy this is what local news is all about.

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Pennelope Pettersen looked out her window on Friday to find some random nude bloke hanging around on her porch.

“I opened the blinds and said, ‘What the hell? That’s not my cat’,” she told Holt.

But she didn’t panic – she had a plan.

She went into a defensive mode, yanked out her false teeth and scared the man off.

We don’t know exactly what that looked like, but we have an idea thanks to the wild re-enactment Pettersen performed for the news crew.

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You go grandma no teeth.