Kanye West forced to ditch his bizarre birthday plans for Kim Kardashian

Kanye West really does love the sound of his own voice. So much so that his present for Kim Kardashian's birthday was going to be her own private Yeezus concert. Yep, serious side-eye.

Yep, the egomaniac planned to rent out the stadium in San Francisco where he proposed last year and fill it with her friends for his performance.

"Kanye really wanted to do it big," a source told Hollywood Life. "He had secretly planned on flying Kim and her entire family up to San Francisco’s AT&T Park, so he could showcase his profound love for her and their daughter, North West.

"Kanye wanted to have a stage there, invite just family and a few of Kim’s closest friends, and perform a mini concert just for her."

Let's not forget that Kim, who turned 34 this week, has spent most of the past six months on tour with Kanye…so she kind of knows his material inside-out.

But just in case she got bored of his one-man show, Kanye also planned for Kim and the group to watch a show reel of the couple's time together, with…wait for it…'Bound 2' playing in the background.

Oh and he was going to treat her to a seafood buffet, which is really just the showbiz version of buying your lady some fish and chips on the way home from the pub.

“Kanye had it all planned," says the insider. "He even had a reel made of what their life has been like over the past year. He wanted the video to play on the jumbo screen at the park, as his song, ‘Bound 2,’ played in the background."

Well, luckily for Kim, the Giants’ CFO, Larry Baer said no party will be taking place in the stadium…as it's for sports, not for a Kanye self-love-fest.

Instead, the pair jetted away to some secret location. However, we're sure an impromptu performance from Kanye probably still happened.

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