Ed Sheeran hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club

Ed Sheeran once got very drunk and hit a sober Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club when they were in Japan together.

"We went to a golf course and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth." the Grammy winning singer songwriter told The Guardian. "I was like, ‘F--k, I need to aim this properly,’ and I swung.

The British pop star immediately knew he'd screwed up.

"You know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap?" He continued. "But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening? I heard a sound like the last one."

Ed saw the 23-year-old's security guard looking at Justin, horrified. "I'd cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club."

That was one of those ‘What the f--k?’ moments.”

Sorry, what? Can we return to the part where Justin, who was completely sober, willingly allowed his friend to hit a golf ball out of his mouth?

This isn't the first time Ed has been involved in an unfortunate injury. He revealed in November that Princess Beatrice accidentally cut his face with a sword trying to “knight” James Blunt during a party prank.

Oh Ed. We can't take you ANYWHERE.