Courtney Stodden rocks a duct tape bikini. We repeat, a duct tape bikini

We've seen Courtney Stodden in some compromising positions…but the D-lister has seriously sunk to painful new lows.

On the weekend, while the rest of us were brunching or catching up with Netflix, Courtney used her spare time to duct tape her private parts into a make-shift bikini.

Wait, what? Yes, you read that right. Courtney has plastered purple duct tape all over (and… up?) herself.

Just as we're thinking, "How on earth is she going to get that off?" one fan on Instagram pointed out, "There is such thing as bondage tape. It doesn't hurt as bad to take off and the application is smoother and sexier." Courtney, take note. 

She's actually selling signed rolls of her special purple duct tape for $9.95 on her website, where it's advised to "Use at your own risk". 

Last time we checked, duct tape was some pretty sticky, industrial-strength stuff.

"Tear off a piece of Courtney," says the description.

Oh hell, no.