Side-eye for Karlie Kloss' video of 23 things she learnt for her 23rd birthday

We know she's a fashion darling, with an enviable girl squad (hey, Tay) but we're calling it, Karlie Kloss' birthday video is all kinds of vomit-in-mouth cringe.

Posting the two and a half minute video on her Klossy YouTube channel, she tells us about the 23 things she's learnt over the past 23 years after turning, you got it, 23.

And well, aside from most being pretty obvious (yep, we got the 'coffee is good' memo back in '98), there are some which make us shudder, especially the "wear colourful things".

Oh and how when you get a chance, cradle a baby. Wait, wait…this one is ground-breaking - always keep chocolate nearby.

Too mean? Okay, okay…well, happy birthday Klossy. We hope your birthday is filled with colourful clothes, smiles, babies and chocolate.

And we'll throw in some powder-puff unicorns just for you, even though they're not on your list.