VIDEO: The disgusting reason Gordon Ramsay wouldn’t swim in this hotel pool

Let’s start by saying, there's two appropriate times for budgie-smugglers. Olympic-level professional diving, and never.

Then again, if we had rigs like Gordo we'd probably be whipping them out at every opportunity too.

In this clip from an episode of Hotel Hell, a show where celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay tells stubborn hotel owners the honest truth about their struggling businesses, he plans to test out a Vermont inn's swimming pool.

WATCH MORE: Four mates find a damn Viking sword dating back to the tenth century

It’s only when he’s de-robed and about to hop in that he notices the water is green and dirty, and there appears to be something floating in it.

On closer examination, Gordon confirms it's what we were all hoping it wasn't – a poo.

Now, anyone who’s lived in Sydney for a decent portion of their lives would have stumbled across the odd Bondi Cigar from time to time. You just brush those off and keep going.

READ MORE: Woman's Tinder date fail sounds like a comedy movie plot

But finding this in a relatively small, stagnant lime-green swimming pool is where we’d draw to line too.

The culprit?

Gordon’s highly suspicious mate Layla the dog.

The video clip went viral with over 2.3 million views in five days after it was posted to Gordon Ramsay's official YouTube page.