Erin is #TeamTash: Gives ridiculous dating advice

Two new hotties recently entered the Villa. John-James and Elias. But forget about Elias, because he's about as important to this storyline as a random fish in Finding Nemo.

But for John-James, a love triangle has emerged – with both Tash and Millie locked in a vicious battle for his attention.

While Millie wasted no time jumping on John-James, Tash was more reserved. And Erin, being the good, Millie-hating-friend, wanted to help give Tash a gentle push in the right direction.

"Go jump on the trampoline with your tits," advised Erin – hoping she would rise to the leg-action Millie was flaunting on the grass.

But Tash backed down, "I'm nothing like that. I'm the type of girl, who, if I see somebody I'm attracted to, I kind of back away and see if they come up to me."

That's not going to get you your man Tash! And Erin knows it too. Lounging in the pool Erin gave her next best piece of advice.

"Eye them off with the under-boob. Show the under-boob," she encouraged. Tash seemed a little more receptive to this. But of course, she's a reserved and classy woman, and wanted to engage in meaningful conversation with her new crush.

"When's your birthday?" she asked.

"August," came John-James' response. But fear not, Tash had an ace up her sleeve.

"I've got my name tattooed on me just in case anybody forgets," explained Tash as he laughed back awkwardly.

"Oopse. I just showed you my pubes," she followed.

Millie better WATCH OUT.

But actually, because Erin doesn't mess around:

"I'm barracking for Tash 100 percent all the way. But like, if John-James can't see how great Tash is that's his loss, and then we'll just hate him," she finished.

John-James. Your move.