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Single woman shares hilarious dating advice sent to her by her 'tiny Italian landlord'

Jo Abi
Jo Abi

A single woman has shared a hilarious exchange with her Italian landlord who is seemingly intent on helping her find a boyfriend.

Emily Hillstron shared the exchange on Reddit's 'White People Twitter' thread along with the description: "My tiny Italian landlord strikes again."

She explained she had invited a friend over for dinner one evening when she received the following text message from the woman at 7.37pm.

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It read: "There's an attractive man here to see you."

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Her landlord texted: 'There's an attractive man to see you.' Getty

Hillstron responds: "Haha - that's John! You can send him back down stairs."

To which her landlord said: "Is John going to be a regular guest?"

Hillstron explained: "Well... John's a good friend... but he's gay if that's what you're asking me," along with a laughing emoji.

This is where their text exchange takes a hilarious turn.

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The hilarious exchange has been shared on Reddit. Reddit

Her landlord responded: "You could get a straight guy here if you learned a good pasta. This Sunday, come upstairs, I'll show you how to make a Rissotto [sic] then you will get married and out of my basement."

And while risotto isn't a pasta, it seems like good advice.

cooking risotto

Risotto, pasta, both sound deliscious. Getty

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"Don't underestimate the power of a good risotto," one of Hillstron's Reddit followers commented. "This landlord sounds a lot like my late grandmother. Her cannelloni was legendary. I cooked it for my husband on one of our first dates. Thanks grandma."

Another said: "Okay but did she know the difference between rice and pasta?"

"Did this too for my gf in our early beginnings. She says it's my ass but I'm sure it's my cannelonis," another shared.

cooking pasta

Although pasta sounds delicious too. Getty

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"Apparently my friends girlfriend said she started viewing my friend as a serious boyfriend after he cooked her risotto and fish," added another.

Another confirmed: "My husband has never kept it secret that he married me for my grandma's spaghetti and onion rolls."

"I cooked shrimp risotto for my girlfriend very early on in our relationship. I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons she let me stick around," added another.

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