The best dad jokes of all time released in time for Father's Day 2020
A list of the Top 10 Best Dad Jokes has been released in time for Father's Day 2020 on Sunday and some of them are really bad.
A 'dad joke' is traditionally thought to be a joke so lame, so not-funny that it can only come out of the mouth of a dad trying to deliberately provoke an eye-roll from his kids.
Deliveroo partnered up with Dad Jokes Australia, asking people to contribute their all time favourite dad joke for consideration.
The result is this comprehensive list.
Dad jokes don't have to be funny, as fathers of Australia are well-aware. Getty
While Father's Day celebrations will be restricted this year due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, we're sure a few of the classics included on the list will lighten the mood.
To celebrate Father's Day, Deliveroo will deliver a pizza from participating restaurants, complete with a #DeliverooDadJoke to enjoy.
Joe Satari at Deliveroo said: "The results are finally in and we're thrilled to be able to crown the top 10 #DeliverooDadJokes nationwide! Dads deserve to be celebrated, and what better way to do so than by making him laugh?"
Here are the jokes you can expect to receive with your pizza on Sunday:
1 | What's the difference between boogie and broccoli? You can't get the kids to eat broccoli. |
2 | Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it's extinct. |
3 | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! |
4 | Child: I'm Hungry Dad: Hi hungry, I'm Dad |
5 | My sister said I couldn't make a bike out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I rode pasta |
6 | What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
7 | How many apples grow on a tree? All of them |
8 | A termite walks into a bar and taps on the counter and asks "Is the bartender here?" |
9 | What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador |
10 | Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut? No, I got them all cut. |
And if this list isn't enough for you, 2GB's Ben Fordham collected some classics on Ben Fordham Live on Thursday morning.
He shared the best of them on his Instagram account.
His son Freddie shared one of them on his dad's Instagram account, reading from a book of jokes.
"What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
Ahhh, dads.
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