VIDEO: Six-year prank war between neighbours ends with crude car alteration

If you're going to prank your neighbour, maybe park your car around the block for a while.

Because as 22-year-old Scot Rachel Paterson learned, it's a sitting duck.

Her neighbour John Janowski retaliated to a previous prank by tweaking with her car a little.

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And boy was he committed to the plan.

He altered the badge on the back of her Honda Jazz, making it read "JIZZ" instead.

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We're not going to get smutty here, but if you’re unfamiliar with the term, we don’t recommend repeating it in a professional setting.

Paterson was driving around the streets of West Lothian, Scotland with this on the back of her car for a good six weeks before Janowski cracked.

He filmed the great reveal, obviously, and Paterson was mortified.

She said that she had been getting "funny looks" from other drivers recently, and finally knew why.

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Apparently the prank war between these two has been raging for a massive six years.

The father planted "drugs" in her hand bag.

She turned everything in his kitchen upside down.

You know, the usual banter between neighbours.