VIDEO: Ginormous spider crawls over dirt bike rider's helmet
Well this is terrifying.
Imagine you're just riding along a dirt bike track, minding your own business and then out of nowhere, this puppy-sized spider decides to pop in and say hi.
That's what happened to this poor soul, who was riding through the woods in Florida.
The monstrosity of a spider crawled down his helmet, right up to his face.
He would have been able to look that gigantic thing right in the eyes.
No one wants that.
[Via 20th Century Fox]
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Somehow, old mate didn't crash in a fit of panic and batted the creepy fella way.
Even the most rational of people would have considered burning that riding suit and helmet then and there, but he pretty much kept his cool.
Sure there were a few choice swears, but we can't imagine anyone would keep their language PG when faced with such a nasty surprise.
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The rider looked to be right in the middle of whoop whoop (a specific geographic term we're all familiar with) and would have had to hop back on the bike to ride home.
We reckon he would have been a little jumpy on the way back, the poor bloke.
[Via NBC]
