VIDEO: Gordon Ramsay goes inside the filthiest restaurant he's ever seen

We're really, really sorry if you packed yourself a pest-based lunch today.

We're also sorry if you've just eaten or plan to eat again in the future.

Basically, this is a blanket apology for however your body reacts to this video.

Because it is a doozy.

It might be the filthiest restaurant to ever appear on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares… and that is saying something.

There's a lot of dank places on that show.

But this one takes the cake…d on wall grease.

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There's just so much literal filth in this place.

Like the gunk on the walls:

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Since being uploaded to YouTube yesterday, a six-and-a-half-minute clip of the dank kitchen has clocked up nearly 700,000 views.

It attracted 17,000 thumbs up, but we're pretty sure that positive sentiment is for Ramsay calling a staff member a "dirty pig" rather than the restaurant… just a hunch.

"Alternate video title: Gordon Ramsey saves 20 lives," YouTuber Nater K said.

People were genuinely concerned.

"Gordon, please wear gloves," Nonorania S said.

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It just keeps getting worse.

The pesto.

The weird goop in the greasy trap.

That hunk of pork that bloody chef was ACTUALLY EATING.

Just… no.

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Sorry, but this is just wrong.

So in case you need a few LOLs to get you over that horrific scene, we'll help out.

Here are a few tweets where Ramsay savages people's dishes after they were meekly offered for critique on Twitter:

Come on Lizzy!

Excellent.

Good lord this man is entertaining:

We hope that helps.

If you're still feeling queasy, maybe go have a glass of water.