Excited border collie smashes Masters Agility Championship course in time-shattering run

Even if you don’t care about sport, we’re pretty confident you’re going to care about this one.

Like, we’re aware you are at least a tiny bit interested in this story because you clicked on it, but in case you pocket-clicked this yarn, prepare to be sucked the heck in.

Because this dog is the greatest athlete we’ve ever seen.

Her name is Fame(US) and she’s essentially a wonder dog.

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The zippy little border collie and her handler, Jessica Ajoux, just took out the Westminster Kennel Club’s 2018 Master Agility Championship in spectacular fashion.

[Via Fox Sports]

She left her other competitors in the dust, beating the fastest time by more than eight-and-a-half seconds.

Eight-and-a-half seconds.

Like, that’s more than it takes for most people to get up off a bean bag on the floor.

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The championship was broadcast on Fox Sports with the kind of commentary style you’d expect to hear over a grid iron match, making it perhaps the most delightful sports broadcast we’ve ever seen.

And you have a full transcript of the run on the Fox website, which is brilliant:

COMMENTATOR 2: That was super nice.

COMMENTATOR 1: Fame is-- look at the big--

COMMENTATOR 2: There it is!

COMMENTATOR 1: Wow! Nothing but speed on that one! What a run!

COMMENTATOR 2: There we go! Woohoo!

And in case that didn’t put a goofy grin on your face, please enjoy Ajoux and Fame(US) celebrating the win:

[Via Fox Sports]

But then, it you're hungry for even more delightful dog news, please check out our gallery of the best photos from the Masters Agility Championship.

We mean it, there are some absolute rippers: