Florida croc uses pool noodle while swimming across canal

Look, we know there’s a lot of criticism that we’re glued to our phones all the time, but at least we’re always ready to record whatever weird thing we happen to see.

We mean, what if you came across something completely hilarious but had no way to document it?

We live in a “pics or it didn’t happen” kind of society – a personal recount doesn’t cut it anymore.

We mean, no one would believe that you caw a croc swimming across a lagoon with a pool noodle unless you had photographic evidence, right?

Thankfully, Florida man Victor Perez was armed with his cellular telephonic instrument when he saw this crazy bloody sight.

He snapped a pic, posted it to Instagram and now the whole world can have a laugh at it:

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Yep, that IS a croc using a pool noodle.

Of course “crocs uses pool noodle” wasn’t going to stay quite for long, with the ripping photo being picked up by local rag The Miami Herald.

“I’m on my balcony and all of a sudden, I see this noodle and there’s a crocodile hanging off of it,” he told Miami journo Madeleine Marr.

“I had to get my phone.”

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Now the story has been shared around the globe, even making its way to Australia, a country that needs to see a croc riding a pool noodle now more than ever.

Thank you, careful croc.