Orlando Bloom texted Miranda Kerr a heads-up about those nude paddleboarding pics

Miranda Kerr's reaction to Orlando Bloom's nude pics was exactly the same as your reaction to Orlando Bloom's nude pics: "Seriously, what were you thinking?!"

The model, 33, revealed that her ex graciously texted her a heads-up before the shots of him inexplicably paddleboarding in the buff with his bikini-clad girlfriend Katy Perry were released August 4.

"Oh my god, he texted me, and he was like, 'Um, I'm really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know,'" Miranda, who was married to The Pirates of the Caribbean actor from 2010 to 2013, told Kyle and Jackie O. "And I was like, 'Mmm, right. What were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?!'"

The Aussie beauty is conveniently the new face of Bonds Swim and has kindly offered to share some merch with the 39-year-old father of her son Flynn, 5.

"I'm going to send Orlando a pair of both [budgie smugglers and board shorts] because you know he might like both of those," she said, adding that no man should be nude in public. "Cover up, man. Put it away!"

The Daily Star ran Orlando's naked paddleboarding pics on their August 4 cover