Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn apologise for 'all the erections' they're causing in Australia

The Footy Show's Beau Ryan and his father Kim have pulled off their greatest interview ever.

In a hilariously cheeky segment that aired Thursday night, the father-and-son duo traveled to sunny Los Angeles, California, to interview actresses Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn, the stars of the new mother-and-daughter comedy, Snatched.

Because it was Kim's first time in America, Beau asked the ladies for tourist tips for what to do during their stay.

Goldie and Amy hammed it up for The Footy Show. Image: Getty

Goldie suggested taking a ride down the many bike paths and doing some nightlife if they feel like "getting frisky".

Looking to Amy, Kim added, "I love the way you dance in the movie. You dance just like my wife", he said, referring to a scene where Amy twerks so hard in nightclub that one of her breasts pops out of her top. Fun fact: she didn't use a body double!

"You've got a nice boob," Beau told Amy, who took the praise graciously.

And since they were on the subject of boobs, the conversation naturally drifted down to Amy's infamous "tramp stamp" tattoo the now 35-year-old had inked when she was 20.

"I am going to be an elderly woman with that tattoo," Amy joked. "People know I'm trash right away at a pool."

But as she told the Beau and Kim, there's a very good reason why she'll never get it removed.

"You know why I can't get it lasered? Because I didn't heal well and it's kind of raised. So if I got lasered, it would still be this raised skin ... I know everyone's pretty turned on right now," she mused.

"I want to apologise for all the erections I'm causing in Australia."

Recalling a time way back when, Kim told the stunning 71-year-old Goldie about how when he was growing up, "everyone horned-out" to photographs of her. Particularly her 1985 spread in Playboy.

"I still love that," he joked.