British woman needed three stitches and a tetanus shot after this unfortunate dance move

In a time when friends flake on Sunday afternoon drinks and people opt for the couch over da clubz, one Brit's commitment to partying is enough to bring a tear to your eye.

Bonnie-Lee Brown, a 20-year-old from Sheffield in the UK, was shaking that thang to get in the mood for a night out. 

Busting out a move to Whitney Houston's Greatest Love of All, Brown decided to drop it low but oh-goody-gumdrops was that a bad move.

As she goes in for a squat drop, an unfortunately-placed shoe rack throws off her groove, with a rod going straight into her butt cheek.

Think like stabbing a meat thermometer into a roast, or jabbing a toothpick into free cheerio sample at the butchers'.

Yeeeeow.

The whole saga was caught on video, and tweeted out for the entire world to see.

"So I ended up with a pole up my bum Saturday night and had to have three stitches on my arse cheek and a tetanus jab, how was your weekend?" she said.

"Honest to god it killed, I had tears coming down my face and I wasn't even crying.

"My bum it's so bruised it's unreal."

But do you reckon Brown was going to let a little something like an unsterilized piece of metal piercing her flesh stop her from hitting the town?

Heck. No.

She may have had a rod in her arse, but she didn't have a stuck up her butt.

This absolute tank went out anyway, in a show of true grit akin to a hardened knight going back into battle despite being struck by an enemy's sword - she's like a party warrior.

Meanwhile, you can't drag yourself out of the house for a good time because it's a little hot outside.

For shame people!