Breaking News: Oysters are indeed an aphrodisiac

A sleepy and sheepish looking Sarah and Telv snuggled under the doona and groaned about their hangovers.

“Oh my God, what happened last night?” Sarah said, beaming, while Telv threw his hands in the air in glee.

“I feel lighter this morning!” he said, unable to wipe the grin off his face.

“Telv and I went out last night,” Sarah revealed. “We had a drink… I had a cocktail… and I don’t know what was in that magic potion, but we got home and the deal was finally signed off and sealed.”

“I’ve been waiting patiently because I wanted [Sarah] to be ready and for it to be special for her.” Telv finished, giving a big fist pump of joy.