'What kind of country is this?': Japan coach's hilarious dig at Aussie nightlife after Asian Cup triumph
After breaking the hearts of Australians, Japan coach Nils Nielsen had a final jab for Sydney, playfully claiming there's nowhere to go out after winning the Asian Cup.
Nielsen masterminded his second title for Japan with a 1-0 victory at Accor Stadium after taking over the nation in 2024.
The coach gave an insight into his personality in the lead-up to the final when he was asked who the favourite was.
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"It's like asking a bee to explain to a fly why honey is better than shit," he said.
Nielsen, on the back of a victory, kept to his jovial self when asked what he and the team would do to celebrate before flying back to Japan.
Nils Nielsen speaks to media after Japan's win. Twitter
"Here in Australia, it is such a strange country, you know?," he replied after saying his side has an early flight on Sunday.
"If the clock is more than 11, you can't buy a beer. What kind of country is this?
"Perhaps the only annoying thing about Australia is you can't get a beer when you're a thirsty. How do you explain that?"
Nielsen's coaching pedigree has only been heightened with this achievement after winning the SheBelieves Cup in 2025.
He also finished European Championship runner-up with Denmark in 2017.