This sugar glider is perhaps the cutest pet on the entirety of Instagram

Screw meme pages and forget Beyoncé fan accounts, qoomaiboo is the only Instagrammer you need to be following right now.

And it has a lot to do with this little guy, a sugar glider whose name – we think – is Fugurincho (Google translator has let us down before and will never completely regain that lost trust).

The cutie's glide to qoomaiboo's hands is perhaps the cutest thing we've seen all day – and we come across a lot of puppy videos.

Video of the little guy's flight is going viral, melting hearts the world over as it is posted and reposted by fans.

The original footage, posted two weeks ago, has had nearly 35,000 views.

Two days ago it was posted by fluffypack, where it attracted nearly 235,000 and caused hundreds of thousands of hearts to implode due to an overexposure of cuteness (the hard data is difficult to come by, but the estimate is respectable).

And after tearing our eyes away from the clip, we were delighted to see dozens more on qoomaiboo's account.

Here's the little guy as a baby:

And exploring nature in the safety of a backpack:

And enjoying a snack while rugged up in a blanket:

And hanging out in a cookie jar:

Living the dream in Japan, qoomaiboo seems to have the perfect life.

From our obsessive scrolling, we've learnt she also appears to own a turtle, and a flower-crown-wearing fluffball of a dog.

Our lives are steaming mounds of damp garbage in comparison to this woman's dream existence.

But at least we get to scroll through her photos.