Canadian woman’s story about being pooed on by a plane is all kinds of traumatic

We’re sorry if you’ve got a sunroof, because you’re probably never going to want to open it again after this one.

It’s the story of Canadian woman Susan Allen, who says she was hit by “liquid poo falling from the sky”.

Yeah, what a claim to fame.

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We found out about her from a cracking yarn from Global News journo Jules Knox, in which she points the blame at an aeroplane passing overhead.

Allen said she driving with her sunroof open, and had pulled up at a stop light when it all went down.

And, as her harrowing tale goes, a plane was flying overhead and the pair was covered in something stanky.

She believes what she and her son was coated in was human waste, which splattered on her face, shirt and all over the car.

“It smelt like poo, it felt like poo, it was in my eyes…,” she said.

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The pair were gagging as they drove to a nearby carwash to hose off.

Allen said she had to go to the doctor about her eye the next, which was swollen and red.

It’s pretty much the worst pink-eye story we’ve ever heard.

This happened earlier in May, but Allen said she was going public now after being disappointed by the response from authorities.

For the record, the Kelowna International Airport’s senior operations manager said there were no aircraft in the area at the time of the alleged dumping, while Transport Canada is investigating incident.

Meanwhile, we’re off to go take a shower.