Marriage celebrant has cheeky vom during wedding ceremony
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When you're deeply in love and marring your soulmate, there's very few things that can ruin your day.
Rain? No worries, that's good luck.
Misplaced wedding rings? Just a funny anecdote to tell the grandkids.
Unexpected icy weather? Another excuse to cuddle up to your grand amore.
Celebrant spewing during your wedding vows?
That's a little more difficult to put a positive spin on.
But that's what happened to this couple, who were in the midst of declaring their love for one another when the poor marriage celebrant took a cheeky vom.
Maybe she was invited to the hen's night before hand and was a little sick from too many explicitly-named novelty shots.
Maybe she was suddenly struck down by a violent case of gastro.
Or maybe she'd had a bloody gutful of the cliché of couples using the term "best friend" and couldn't stomach it any longer.
We're not sure what was the cause of her little… outburst but we really feel for this poor lady.
[Via Buena Vista Pictures]
But now that we think about it, we're surprised that there aren't more videos like this.
Because there's a lot of sappy BS that gets said at weddings that makes you cringe to the point of violently ejecting your breakfast from your stomach.
"You complete me."
[Via Warner Bros Entertainment]
"We're two bodies, but we share one heart."
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And imagine having to hear things like "you're my happily ever after" every weekend.
That's one rough way to make a living.
[Via 20th Century Fox]
So we stand with you, spewy minister.
Because your job can't be as easy as it looks.
