VIDEO: Dr Pimple Popper finds a treasure trove of blackheads in woman's ear
Righto you pimple-popping fiends, have we got a treat for you.
We know you're into that kind to stuff, because otherwise you wouldn't have clicked on this story – you would have wrinkled your nose in disgust.
So let's not pretend that we're not both here for sick-yet-satisfying glory that can only come from the squeezing of a zit or the ripping off of a blackhead.
We know you only use pore strips so you can look at the gunk torn out of your skin, so let's move on.
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Here's something that will really get your heart beating fast – it's a blackhead job combined with an invasive ear treatment.
It's like a double banger of delight for sick puppies like us.
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It comes from Sandra Lee AKA Dr Pimple Popper AKA queen of our hearts.
The dermatologist and YouTube star gifted us with this baby over the weekend, and it's nearly clocked up one million views.
Because while you thought you were the only sicko who frothed a pus explosion, it turns out you are part of something bigger.
You belong to a global cyst-erhood, of sorts.
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Anyway, this video is about a woman who was unaware she was carrying around a honey pot in her ear, which was dotted with blackhead after blackhead.
You really have to feel for her… because it meant she could never see herself squeezing these babies in the mirror.
But thankfully, Lee filmed the whole thing for her, and us.
And for that, we are eternally grateful.
For a special hump day treat, here are some of Lee's best moments, lovingly compiled for your viewing pleasure:
And before you leave this page and go back to pretending you're a normal person again, we have something important to impart:
You can now buy the Official Dr. Pimple Popper Comedone Extractor – that real-life magic wand she uses to squeeze the zits – online.
This woman truly is a gift from heaven.
It's only shipping to the US at the moment, but perhaps that's reason enough to take yourself on a little "business trip".
Miracles do happen.
