Ryan Gosling's baby already has a Twitter account: 'My dad wrote me a lullaby and it starts with hey girl'

It took less than 24-hours for Ryan Gosling's baby to get Twitter.

Ok, so it's not The Gos' actual bub tweeting about her "DILF" dad and celeb play dates with Blue Ivy and North West… but @GoslingBaby's parody account is still making us LOL.

From posting pics of her hot parents to tweeting about organic food, check out TheFIX's fave baby musings below.

Earlier today, US Weekly confirmed that 40-year-old Eva Mendes had given birth to a little girl… shattering our dreams of ever fathering The Gos' perfect offspring.

And while we're yet to learn the tiny tot's name, at least we've now got Gosling's Twitter baby to keep us entertained.

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