Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly getting married this weekend

Those sneaky buggers! According to reports, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning to tie the knot this weekend… and weren't even planning on telling us.

A source close to the couple told TMZ, that the pair "already have their marriage licence and plan to wed before the week is out."

And despite Tinseltown chit-chat of lavish nuptials in Paris, the Kardashian-West wedding ceremony is said to take place in the privacy of their own home… with an official from the courthouse heading over to Calabasas because of their "confidential" marriage licence. Sigh… the only way this wedding will be televised is through its security cam footage.

The source also told TMZ that after Kim, 33, and Kanye, 36, legally wed in Cali this weekend, they'll start planning their decadent French bash for family and friends.

We knew Kim wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to Instagram high-fash bridal selfies in the city of love…

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