Jeremy Renner ruined his first time by putting on a condom 'four to six hours' too early

It's pretty understandable for a teenage boy to be a bit overeager the first time he has sex, but Jeremy Renner gave new meaning to the phrase "fast love".

The 44-year-old actor told Playboy that losing his virginity when he was a senior in high school with his freshman girlfriend was a "random, uncomfortable thing".

What went wrong? Well, we'll let Jeremy explain.

"It started at five in the afternoon," he recalls. "Knowing the opportunity was finally going to present itself, I had put on the condom well before we were actually going to do it.

"Like four to six hours."

Yep, that's definitely too early. At least Jeremy's was trying to be responsible, thanks to his father.

"I remember my dad's sex talk was, 'Son, no glove, no love'…He opened a drawer. 'Here are the condoms''," Jeremy adds.

Too bad dad didn't offer a few instructions.

"I was so nervous, I didn't want to put it on inside out or upside down or anything," he says. "It happened on my dad's waterbed, where we both sort of passed out. I'm pretty sure it was uneventful for both of us."

We wonder what Jeremy's high-school girlfriend would have thought of his Black Widow comments. Watch below.