Beware Aussie women! Russell Brand is ready to break his celibacy when he arrives Down Under

Women of Australia, it's time to run and hide because Russell Brand has confessed to Kyle and Jackie O that he's unlikely to keep his vow of celibacy.

The former bed-hopper, who said back in April that his trousers were staying on for the foreseeable future, will land in Australia in October to tour his latest stand-up, Trew World Order.

And he's ready to "start spraying it on the people of Perth." Check out the video above to learn more about his intended dry-heave actions when he arrives Down Under.
Yewww!

So how has the 39-year-old kept his vow of celibacy until now?

He said: "I've got myself a heavy book, not to read I just slam it shut on my penis a couple of times a day."

Let's hope for the people of Perth’s sake it’s a really big tome.