Drake says Madonna tastes like 'candy'! We know he's lying…

Oh poor, Drake! He's trying his hardest to convince us that kissing Madonna was anything but dry-heave repulsive for him. Bless.

Yep, the rapper told reporters that Madge tasted like "candy" when they locked lips on the Coachella stage earlier this week. (He must hate candy). Watch the video above to see some serious backtracking.

For those who missed it, Drake looked positively disgusted when jumped by randy 56-year-old Madge during a joint performance. Pash and dash crimes were committed!  Check the video below.

When the video went viral, Drake's "pals" told TMZ that he wasn't sickened by the act itself but by Madonna's sticky lip gloss. Yeah right.

It's perhaps no surprise that Madonna was quick to slam the critics, telling them: "If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do. Bitch, you’re a fan."

Or it's so car crash we can't look away?