Episode Six recap

“If my Mum hears this next bit come out of my mouth, she would jump through the TV and rip my tonsils out … Because I still catch myself looking at Grant.”

Oh hearing those words from Tayla – oh god, we’re right back there again.

Despite throwing her waaaay under the bus, despite being busted lying to both Tayla and Cassidy, despite not being voted the Villa’s sexiest man, despite calling the objects of his affection “mate” repeatedly, somehow Grant remains the one the girls are fighting over.

It can’t just be the pink cheeks.

No, it’s apparently down to the fanny flutters. Allow Tayla to explain. “You know when you get butterflies in your stomach because you’re nervous? You get butterflies in your fanny because you’re nervous and you’re like, that could potentially go in your fanny. And you get a fanny flutter.”

That was three mentions of the word fanny in three sentences, for anyone playing along at home.

Fanny flutters aside, tonight we witness Grant take arrogance to new levels when he tries to break up with two girls, fails, then boldly tells the weaker of the two that he is going to hook up with the other girl, but that doesn’t mean things are over between them.

“I wouldn’t say we’re done, but I’m gonna try things with her for sure,” is how Grant sweetly puts it, before trying for the romantic angle and saying, “If I don’t know what it’s about, I am going to die wondering.” To the girl he is dumping! Who is probably more than happy for that very death to take place right now, and slowly!

At this point, Tayla’s mum may well be jumping through the TV to save Cassidy – because Cassidy sure as hell isn’t saving herself.

Gaslighted to the point where she can’t even trust her own name anymore, Cassidy asks if this means they are broken up.