EPL striker fondles defender marking him

Norwich City striker Steven Naismith has gone to extraordinary lengths to gain an advantage in an EPL relegation battle after he inexplicably fondled the genitals of the defender marking him.

With both clubs well mired in the relegation battle, it seems a regulation corner at 0-0, with half-time bearing down, compelled the striker to take the term ‘gaining an edge’ to a new level.

Marked tight by lofty defender Daryl Janmaat, Naismith was knowingly outmatched for the impending aerial ball.

Channeling the spirit of Vinnie Jones, Naysmith decided to take ‘things’ into his own hands as the striker was filmed visibly fondling and tapping the genitals of the Dutchmen seconds before the ball was whipped in.

It may have just done the job though, as only minutes later the Canaries took the lead and continued on to win the match 3-2, staving off their relegation concerns and increasing the likelihood of Newcastle being in the championship in 2016/2017.