Woman stashes chicken nuggets in bra then forgets them
There is nothing that makes a drunk girl happier than a steaming hot batch of chicken nuggets at the end of a night out.
Whether they're from McDonalds, KFC or that dodgy chicken shop down the road, nuggets just taste better when you're drunk.
But one UK mum found herself in one of the most awkward situations imaginable when she stashed some nuggets in her bra on a night out.
Anouska thought she'd gotten away with smuggling the nuggets. Twitter
Anouska Moss was on a night out with friends when she decided to smuggle some extra nuggets into a nightclub in her bra.
Though it's certainly not the most common place to conceal nuggets, we ladies will put everything from our phones to our housekeys in our bras when we have to.
But before you go congratulating Anouska for her stroke of genius, be warned – it totally backfired when she met a guy later that night.
Things went awry when the man she took home spotted what was in her bra. Twitter
Sharing her cringeworthy story to Twitter, Anouska wrote in a now deleted tweet: "The most embarrassing thing was when I decided to sneak chicken nuggets in to a club so I put them down my bra."
"Took some lad home with me and he undid my bra and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out."
Turns out the mum of one totally forgot she had squirrelled the snacks away for later and when things got steamy they made an awkward reappearance.
Her tweet revealed the awkward moment. Twitter
Plenty of other girls found the story hilarious, adding that they had stashed snacks like lollies in their bras before, but had never attempted to smuggle chicken nuggets this way.
But of course, this is the internet, so someone had to kick up a fuss.
A group of people accused Anouska of lying, with several men pointing out that there's no way she could have forgotten about the nuggets if they were in her bra and against her skin.
She hit out at people who claimed her story was fake. Twitter
"Cannot believe people think I could whip a story up like this from thin air," Anouska responded to the hate.
" You guys must have pretty lame lives to think this really that farfetched. I always do stupid s--t like this."
According to several of the men any woman would be acutely aware of food being lodged against her breast.
Clearly none of these guys have ever seen an unsuspecting woman find a kernel of popcorn (or seven) in her bra after a movie.
"Do boys/girls with [flat] chests not realise you literally don’t really feel stuff on your boobs?" Anouska later tweeted.
"They are just lumps of fat they squish inwards. Kinda like a super soft pillow," she added, showing that it's just that easy to forget something in your bra.
Still, we probably won't be trying her nugget-smuggling trick any time soon.
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