Bloke shares his ‘six simple steps’ on how women can ‘keep a man’

A bloke has taken it upon himself to share his “six simple steps” on how women can “keep a man” – but it’s the list absolutely no one asked for.

Rich Cooper, who is ~apparently~ the master of love and relationships, took to Twitter to share his oh-so sought after list of the six things women absolutely must do in order to keep their men happy.

So here you go ladies, this is what you need to be doing to “keep a man”.

Firstly, you need to know how to, or at least learn how to, cook “amazing” food. Then make sure you’re well-kept – aka “feminine” with long hair, makeup and nails done.

Never nag, don’t be in debt and being a single mum is a no-no.

Finally you must, must, must be able to “please” your man in bed.

Luckily, the majority of people on the internet still have a grasp on reality and have annihilated Mr. Cooper into oblivion for this ridiculously misogynistic and sexist list. 

One woman brilliantly chimed in with her own list on “how to keep a woman”.

Some men even came out apologising on behalf of the bloke.

Just some friendly advice if you didn’t already gather – do not follow Mr. Cooper’s advice.

Please and thank you.