Cold-hearted monkey snatches chocolate bar out of tourist’s hands

You don’t have to see Planet of the Apes to know that monkeys can have a dark side.

And while they’re yet to imprison the human race and take over the earth, they’re still jerks from time to time.

Need an example?

Consider the big boppa in this video, who seemed to go out of his way to be unpleasant.

Footage from a tourist shows him in sitting with his back to a crowd of people, obviously gathered to marvel at the majesty of humans' closest cousins.

Strike one: if you’re not interested in hanging out with gawking strangers, leave the area instead of sitting there killing the mood.

When a boy holding a chocolate bar goes in for a photo op with a smaller monkey, the big grumpy monkey knocks the little guy away.

Strike two: ruining what could have been a fantastic profile pic.

Then the monkey snatches the chocolate bar from the boy's hand.

We’re not going to call this a strike because while stealing food is rude, this monkey’s theft meant this boy was now half a chocolate bar away from potential obesity.

After eating the bar, the monkey drops the wrapper on the ground.

Strike three: littering.

You’re out mate.