Joe Manganiello teaches stripper moves to Conan O’Brien

Hold on to your seats ladies, the force of Joe Manganiello's pelvic thrust is enough to catapult you into another stratosphere.

You've been warned. Now proceed to the above video with caution.

The Magic Mike actor showed off his moves on Conan, teaching host Conan O’Brien the fine art of body rolls.

Big Dick Richie, as he is known in the movie, anointed Conan with his very own stripper persona, "Big Red", a viking-costumed male stripper who can "pillage your village." Ooh, sounds hot.

Needless to say, after watching this, we're even more envious of 37-year-old Joe's lady of the moment, Sofia Vergara, 42.

The pair has recently taken their fledgling relationship public. We wonder if Sofia gets to road test Joe's full body rolls?

Argh! Dying.

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