Flashback Friday! You're invited to Geoffrey Edelsten's 1982 Christmas party

It's the last day of July, which means the last day of Christmas in July. Sad-face.

But you can keep on celebrating all year long thanks to this flashback we've found of millionaire Geoffrey Edelsten.

In 1982, a debonair (*cough, cough*), hairy-chested, gold-chained Geoffrey recorded a special video invitation to his Christmas bash.

Naturally, it involved bikini-clad young blonde women around the pool. It's creepy to say the least. Happy nightmares, FIXers!

Geoffrey was 39 at the time. Now 72, he's currently keeping active filming The Celebrity Apprentice in Sydney with new wife Gabi Grecko. That includes rigorous gym workouts with his co-stars…oh the hotness.